Who?
It's me, open.
That the one of guides you?
He is defined outside and it would be better if you go
where?
I know a middle one, will not it look better to you?
Which?
Enlist as a volunteer as a man
supposed army and then everything...
he will have forgotten.
The extra, The extra. With the declaration of war.
Extra extra. Our nation declares war.
The letter with the declaration of war. Last moments.
Until letter with the declaration of the war.
The soldiers mobilize militarily to the "maginot line".
The tranquility of the world is paralyzed under the enemy detachment.
Extra, the enemy makes a fury unleashed.
What does it say?
Our nation has just declared war.
What war?
The world war.
Oh, what's the war?
Well, I think that if there is a war for
face that put that guy.
Extra, here are the latest news with the.
War declaration.
Thanks boss.
How did it go?
See, I already sold everything.
Same as me.
Hey, what's the war?
And why did not he find out about every man?
And why the war?
I look honestly I do not know.
What are you going to dye on your forehead?
Me in front and you behind.
No man, at the front of battle.
Well on the battle front back where they put us.
Let's fight very well, all right.
Because we will not stay like this.
But that gives me courage I know we are so calm, right?
We are in a comfortable life. Because we have what we need.
Let's live honestly as journalists.
Then come to bite me. And pay attention to what the man said.
What Sir?
Well no way Mr. Gutierrez.
Our Lord.
Oh, what did Our Lord say?
What did Our Lord say? Love each other.
Look, you are right but if you call us, you will have to go.
What do you call me if you do not know what my name is?
But anyway you do not know how it is in the con...
But how are they going to know?
Who does not know is you.
We have to respect each other
- I do not respect you? - Naturally, yes.
- Do you respect me? - Yes sir.
Then because it becomes cucurucu.
I bring you?
Like, I do not jump.
Respecting each other.
But man, did I get that now?
For you I have appreciation. Do you appreciate me?
Clear.
So we take a soup?
I do not say no.
- And who pays? - I. - You.
I know that life in barracks, I've had patience.
For now it's war, and that's not for me.
And do you know what is going to go to the wall?
I'm going to throw that uniform away.
They would grab you anyway.
What else can I do?
Have some unhappy person to carry the dead person.
I tell you, I have a peaceful individual.
I'm his brother - Cása, I'm not his brother.
I am his father.
And as a peaceful individual I do not deny harm to anyone.
- Understands? - Yes sir.
Yes sir, if you wanted drunk, you can not stand.
- You bring for the truck? - I think so.
Well, if it does not come, come on foot so that you can exercise.
And be very careful because there is a lot of individual
who is stealing, steals the boys.
And you be careful with him sends well plated.
I'm taking off my clothes and I'm going to take everything.
Luckily I do not bring anything if not the fur clothes.
- So, we'll see each other? - See you later.
With a declaration of war...
war.
What are you doing here?
And what interests you to see what I do here?
Do not you know that soldiers are forbidden to get drunk?
To the soldiers very well, but what about me?
- Well, I'm not a soldier myself. - Cast?
- And now? - Follow us.
Moment sir, I miss that.
I am an honest man, right?
A man of democracy, a free man.
A stream of my begin.
And I miss my this, because word of honor, right?
Me to night, true, after bankers' tr...
That I was coming... where do I go?
Because it is a trapa. I was in a tuxedo at night.
- With what tuxedo? - Yes sir.
- That's going to tell the commissioner. - And I tell you too.
- Come on? - They will rob me sir.
I think they rob me.
Here are the data I have received from your barracks.
From my barracks? Yes, I did not have any barracks.
Silence! His name is Juan Pérez.
Juan Pérez?
Listen to you with all respect that I deserve.
Authority, as authority that is.
I think there is a slight mistake.
And that mistake, sir, my good friend, consists
nothing but I am not Juan Pérez.
We'll discuss that later.
He enlisted as a volunteer exactly six months ago.
Do you also deny it?
But sir, have you looked at me well?
Is it that I have the face of a volunteer of my own free will?
If he is not Juan Pérez and he did not sign up as a volunteer.
So, how do you explain the uniform you wear?
This is what I want to know.
And you as an authority have an obligation to find out.
Because it is not fair that one should lie down particularly
in civilian clothes and dawn militarily in uniform.
Enough, I will send to his barracks and will explain with the military authorities.
Sir, I do not have to explain, if I'm telling you.
How will I be sent to barracks and / or being a free citizen?
I demand that I communicate to the editor of my newspaper.
That is attacking the collective individuality of an individual.
Because you know that in article 3469, subsection 10
here it is said that... you go knows what it says.
If you do not know how to write. With that face of sonso.
What authority can you be?
That they help the deserter Juan Pérez.
Juan Pérez will be you.
And they lift it.
Just a moment. Respect me.
I know him. Because I articulate it 3000...
What article does it say? Sonso!
The regiment where Juan Pérez belongs.
He came out two days ago.
There is no one left here who can recognize it.
Then my mission is over.
Of course, a War Council will be formed here.
- Good morning my Colonel. - Good Morning.
Summon Court Council for tomorrow as eleven.
The prosecutor has the floor.
Having produced the attrition tie.
Finding the Country in a State of War.
Crime takes the form of reception before the enemy
and consequently I ask for the accused the penalty that dictates
the law, that is, the death penalty.
Defendant get up.
Hey, young man.
Do you have something to claim?
What do you think?
I just ask him if he has anything to say.
Do not you realize the seriousness of your position?
But how will I not notice?
If what happens is that you are all wrong.
Ultimately you as "send more"
should instead be given to respect
instead of walking with those things
because they are gossip.
Gossip that does not suit you.
Is that Fulanita said ay ay ay, why this...
hear you, and be careful of this.
Why do these things?
You must be unanimous.
Completely that you must have account that
to nothing you drive yourself to walk with mysterious mice.
And round, round, round and round looking for him.
Man and now I remember you with whom.
Do you think he is talking?
With the permission of the court, I believe
that my defendant due to his comprehensive state
of nerves, I can not express his true thought.
Well, you are wrong.
Because I know very well what I am saying.
And please do not mess with me where it does not matter.
Until you ask.
Is not it true, Judge?
I asked if he had something to claim
before the accusation that takes.
What answers me?
I asked him if he knows with whom he has
the pleasure of being talking?
Yes! With the defector Juan Pérez!
Juan Pérez? There is the mistake.
Which Juan? If there is no Juan Pérez here.
That affirmation of the accused is entirely puerile.
Oh yeah! Childish. Puerilisima. The puerillo will be you.
And more for the court that seems to be here.
Be so fierce Mr. Judge.
Silence.
Because he did not state before that you claim not to be
Juan Pérez?
Because they would not let me talk.
Everything is arranged by you alone. I do not know how they do it?
I think they have a kind of sabotage, right?
Because one individual who is standing.
One individual who should be interrogated nothing.
There is arranged knows in which form.
And to finish amular, the condemned man
fat that says with the death penalty.
Well, he does not understand that these blows are
that we could call directly to the
sensitivity of the individual.
If they are going to kill me? I do not have horror.
The death penalty, uy uy that courage, right?
But what do you think is fair?
I ask the permission to talk.
Speak young but you dare.
Silence.
I have the floor.
The affirmation of me defended that no
is the deserter Juan Pérez.
It is supported by the fact that no witness has been able to.
Recognize it as such.
And therefore I ask for your freedom for lack of evidence.
Granted unanimously.
This is how young is spoken, with impetus.
Silence.
The court is going to deliberate.
- Considering that... - And considering that...
In fact, there has not been any
simple test against the accused.
And it will not happen.
This court adjourns all resolution.
Very well done.
Until new elements allow you to formulate a
definitive judge.
Exactly, elements. Young, the new ones that come...
Look entretantos the accused will continue to comply
his military duties being incorporated
- to this regiment. - Exactly.
No sir, I protest. I protest energetically
because I'm not a soldier. I am a journalist.
How very different...
Read it to the accused.
Read it. No, they do not take me.
From the moment I am a journalist
is committing "adulteres".
Do not be silly guys. Do not get entangled.
High.
Right.
Let's see what's on his back.
That he does not hear me?
- Is the thing with me? - Yes.
Get closer.
Will you say young?
Firm.
It's okay, do not scream. I am not deaf.
Firm.
Good, firm.
Where did you learn the instruction?
What instruction?
The military instruction.
In his memorable three months of instruction
apt for all service.
What do you answer me about that?
If I am telling everyone that I am not this one.
How is that not this?
I am the other. You do not believe me.
Do you believe that I receive a reply?
But I am the other.
To better at home to walk pushing vicissitudes
I do not go to my house?
To your house?
Well yes sir.
But do you think that this is a nursery school?
But I'm tired of walking on that.
This is the army, you understand?
Re-start.
Refunded.
Attention, firm.
This afternoon, training at four o'clock in field B.
For tank exercises.
Attention, company.
Hey, young man.
Tell me, sir.
Sergeant, I'm your sergeant, you understand?
Yes, young.
With the novelty my sergeant that you said that as
four in the tank for exercises
if I forgot to tell you that I did not bring him
swimsuits.
Swimwear?
And what do you want it for?
Well, I'm going to throw my little nails in a submarine
and the whole thing. Now if it is preferable.
And if you do not care, take a bath in a bath
so I put water to body heat
and there are guarantees for making little ones.
With what I also happen to be you prankster.
Well, you know that pranksters have a hard time.
Have it known.
Bromitas sir, well then that relaxes this
I already have it commissioned to come for the tanks
to get out of the tanks
that comes pela right, that sign here.
And one does not realize
because you live one in accordance.
Our in accordance. How pretty.
Unit number one. One step ahead.
That he does not hear me?
I also?
One step ahead.
Your mission is this.
Surrounding Hill H. Cross the forest to the north.
And return to the starting point at full speed.
Attention.
To your sillos.
And what do you expect?
And what do I do?
Take your place at the helm.
- At the helm? - Yes.
- Go to the forest? - To the forest.
Well, it leads me to lose.
That you agree that in the forest of China
a china was lost.
To your sillos.
It's OK man. At the helm?
At the helm.
Forest at the helm.
At the helm.
Disengage, start.
And now what do I do?
Put him first.
It started.
- How do I do it? - For what?
To stop it. Do not you see that we are going very fast?
Maximum speed said the sergeant.
Be careful, a tree.
Arbolita, take off and boy.
Oh, touch me.
Good job. The tree was huge.
We closed Do not you see that I do not see?
How do I remove it?
And how do I see?
Remove man.
It seems that it is coming on top.
No. It will take the path on our right to
go into the forest.
And that it is closed I do not answer is future.
Stop this, please.
Use the brake.
What brake?
Hand.
Can not you see that the hands are busy?
I say stop!
I say that I do not know how it is nailing
a key of lathe the responsa.
It already comes.
Mr. Excuse me. Let me.
Uh, the road is not very good we say.
I think he loves him.
Finally he stopped.
That I was thinking that a misfortune was going to happen.
Any accidents my Colonel?
No, we're just playing to pass the time.
He wants to tell me, who is this savage that drives that tank?
- Juan Pérez. - Juan Pérez.
Juan Pérez?
Come with me.
Where is the one that manages this tank?
In there my Colonel.
Get out immediately.
A young moment, which I already see.
A relax that.
Look how I am?
Well I do not know how you will be
that my back grabbed.
Are you the instructor of this recruit?
Me my Colonel, but...
Do not argue Fifteen days of arrest.
And you, introduce yourself to me slowly.
Does my Sergeant feel sick?
I have arrived at the house I prepare you bougainvillea tea
and I see myself take my go and come.
Leave me Leave me.
Leave me.
It is good the badly grateful, I just told him.
Is my dad waiting?
To his dad?
Yes, the Colonel.
Are you the Colonel's daughter?
Yes.
You know, I believe rather that he awaits me.
Ah, do you know the tank?
I'm the one with the tank.
I'll let you know.
Dad, there's the tank recruit.
- Juan Pérez? - Yes.
Do not be too severe with him.
It seems a good boy.
All right. Tell him to enter.
You can pass.
Listen, it would not be better, for example, another day that was not so busy.
Come in, do not be afraid.
Well, I'm not afraid, it's what happens.
It would be better another day.
Ándele I'm waiting.
Uh He finished amular.
Well, it's going to be. Excuse me.
Get closer.
Listen to me well.
I wanted to punish him, but I've changed my mind.
We are at war, and what awards is to make good soldiers.
Because what I say. It was not the good soldiers where we would end up.
But honestly, I do not serve for that.
Do not be modest.
You can be as good as the best.
Only that each man has his vocation.
And no doubt the tank weapon does not enter.
In your temper, is not it?
Look, do you want me to tell you the truth?
Say it
I know myself very well.
Because what to do fool, right?
I believe that my temperament is not made for any weapon.
That is what you believe.
But we are all useful for something.
More than now as citizens of a free nation
we have the obligation to defend this freedom
our homes and our future.
Ah, so this war is to defend our freedom?
Definitely.
So, why does not my freedom allow me to go to my house?
No, it's not about this kind of freedom.
We fight precisely so that it does not take away the right
to go to our houses.
Be happy in them and that our children do not have to spend
for what we passed.
Very good. Very good.
But given the chance that I do not have children.
But you can have them.
Oh, yes.
Because sometimes I was ready, to the point.
It turns out that changuita I met in a dance
family dance
and those things that we understood that
for family that this boy.
How would you like man to
face you have
logo will inform me what kind of
who I was.
It was at a certain point,
not the bad, because, and true
receive, receive, walk and total.
Those familiar things that interfere in the intimate life
of the two, right?
Because intimately please contact us.
And total that I do not know my?
You see it.
Think well about this.
The day you have a child, you will like it
be happy in a better world.
Oh, yes. Because the boys hear, it has
a lot of reason.
It is not the fault of the damned parents we make.
Because we do not approve it many times.
They are innocent.
They are naive, right?
Because we do many things that we should not do.
Because here as you see me, I was not always so well.
I was very furnished.
Are good.
When our vitoria arrives.
You will be the first to enjoy a new life.
- Do not tell me. - Yes.
Do you now understand the sublimes of our struggle?
Well, I had not noticed in these things
well, it already changes.
I promise that we will do what we can.
Magnificent.
And now tell me, what weapon would you like to serve?
Well, a key weapon.
No, weapon. Military weapon.
Military weapon? How do you advise me?
Infantry.
Are they the ones who walk?
Yes - Do not.
It's not that I do not like it. I can not.
You know, since I was a little kid, and now bigger
I have my toenail, my big toe in a way
as always used silk socks
because once it happened to put one pair of popotillo socks...
I turned the one in a way
that gets stuck in stings and throbbing
and you clambadas that you
just with foot baths that I remove, they take me away.
Does not the same thing happen to you?
No, but yes.
Would you like the antitank artillery?
- Anti what? - Antitank!
Yes,
Account that I do not have to do with the tanks.
That a grudge caught him.
All right.
And as you can see. The trajectory of a howitzer.
When it is fired, the law of gravity is intervened.
If any of voices that have not understood that
lift your finger.
Magnificent.
Seated.
How is the class going?
Very good Colonel.
Do you want me to examine someone in his presence?
Yes.
- To Juan Pérez. - Juan Pérez?
Juan Pérez.
That I am true teacher?
Yes, you come.
Did you understand my explanation?
Sure, because anyone understands you.
Tell me then the relationship that keeps the trajectory
of a falling howitzer and the law of gravity.
The law gives seriousness in accordance with the trajectory of "omini bus".
The howitzer.
The howitzer? Why do not you say it before?
Yes. But I want you to repeat it.
Is not it possible that we follow that path and we will never end?
Obey.
It's good.
The law of gravity is a law as there are many
and that is useless.
As it does not work at all?
What is the law that does not work?
What is the law talking about?
Well we do not know what law we're not going to fly.
I ask him about the law of gravity.
This already changes.
Because examining things well, the law is the law, no.
Yes.
Then everything depends on the bang.
What smash?
Well, he hit himself when he fell, the harder the blow.
The blow is more serious.
What blow?
Well, the strike of the howitzer.
Of the law of the howitzer.
Allow me your young slate. I already realize.
- You shoot? - Yes.
Or do not shoot. Because neither can the individual be forced
that triggers and the previous orders, that is, shoot
to the point fire, right?
The howitzer grabs that perpendicular direction
to that angle, that is, oblique. What happens?
I don't know.
- How are you not going to know? - I don't know!
From the moment when the howitzer is grasping this circumference.
That is, rather because many times the law gives seriousness
that is, I break the law of gravity.
It effectively consists of when an individual, right?
I have a cousin, look at what thing
in a serious situation, which we can call the law of gravity
then, the howitzer, in this circumstance is already grasping strength
at the same time, always, following that line. Are you following me?
- Yes. - Because this one is distracted.
In this everything has to pay attention, sir.
In battle all that is that we could call
a confusion, but at the same time, integrity
resolution... and you know those things, right?
So that already in this circumstance.
When you shoot, you say, well, well, pum.
Hey?
Then what you say in before is very right
I do not refute him. I do not refute him.
The law of gravity.
It is the law of severity.
Eight days of arrest.
Understand well?
The important thing is to aim quickly and shoot at once.
See you.
Ready my sergeant.
Fire.
Good shot for beginner.
Now it's my turn, my sergeant.
Did you understand well?
It's like it's not easy. It's putting the point alive, right?
I pulled the small and "pum", to fly the tank.
Are you very sure?
Well just order and you will see.
Well, do it.
Did you locate the tank?
Here I have it as I look at it.
Are you very sure?
As I'm not going to be very sure, I
I have looked so that it does not fail.
OK, wait.
Ready my sergeant.
Fire.
I give you my Sergeant for nothing.
It's just a matter of error. I think he looks at her.
Because it happened pink. Why fail not?
It was Juan Pérez, is not it?
Yes, my Colonel.
Dad, give him another chance.
Do not you realize we're alive by a miracle?
It was unintentional.
Unintentionally?
Thankfully, it just happened to skim the house.
Another mistake like that, ends all of us.
Papacito, I never ask you anything.
Who knows, please.
Well well. We'll see.
You can leave.
Let me sleep man. As they disturb.
He goes out, I tell him.
Man, just holding on and then later.
As they get used to in the jail.
Live my "Sargent".
How did the night go?
I could not sleep.
They gave me a more fat mattress still.
Because you do not have attention for one, do not you think?
You saw what happened?
For ordering fire to you from that time.
I'm already saying I do not have the white right now.
I had come out of it.
But you, fire, fire. And to pull the viatita.
Do not be silly, as long as you order something
be calmly grab your time
tag your time.
Do not be a little fool. Let's see he was helped.
Now I'm going to speak for you.
Do not be silly, no no no no no.
My Colonel, let me explain.
No. Forget it will be better for you and me.
Because I wanted to tell him...
Do not say anything anymore man.
I'm going to cancel the instruction.
I will take it as my assistant.
If not having to handle any weapon
can serve as something.
This is all. Retire.
Very good Colonel, but you have a little time?
- Do not. - That's the way I like it.
Because what happened was this true.
One disciplined who is ordered.
Because it is done in these cases
I'm saying of the Sergeant right now
in those moments of making fire
because the white one was gone from then on
and fire, fire and it is exercised calmly
fire, fire that I do not have the white
I say what I have is the Colonel's house
he says fire fire.
Well, I just cadence.
Well, there was no way, right?
This proves to you here among us
that the Sergeant has ill will
because to my trust I am not a gossiper
but he said that I really do not like my Colonel
because it does that thing full of desorbizacion
this is not okay because the echo
you fall ill this is not okay
because it must subordinate you
because he is a very messy individual
I'm not a gossip and those things do not.
They are not interesting either, but...
It's okay! Go away!
I beg you. It's a favor I ask.
Do not you want to please me?
It's good Colonel with a favor
with pleasure.
And also as a favor, lock it.
Because this man does not want you.
How are you? Are you happy with your new occupation?
I'm very happy.
That good. Give me the spoons.
No, no, the spoons.
Oh yes, the spoons.
You already know that we have guests?
Oh, we have guests?
Yes.
It is to get a commission to ask me
my dad who plays a record with a
patriotic speech.
And dad is going to speak?
Yes. And now it's going to replay that they can
need.
Why do not we follow him?
No, no, go.
And animated by this spirit
you will know how to defend with weapons in your hand
the precious goods of justice and freedom.
I had to snatch.
And so, you will have honored once again your
immortal homeland.
Magnificent.
A speech that will fan the patriotic flame
of our great town.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
And now, gentlemen, kindly pass
to the room.
My daughter has something prepared for you.
Put this record in an envelope so you can take it.
The lords.
Patriots Patriots of the fatherland.
Do you know what that word means?
Because you do not know it, it will not be me who does not explain it to you.
Because it seems so those who know them.
Can you buy them more tea?
No, lady, thank you very much.
Miss, we deeply appreciate your attention.
So with your permission
I will bring your disk.
And with this motto all united.
United We'll overcome.
I said.
What are you doing?
I'm hearing a short circuit
because it makes a noise...
Does not he tell you to put that record in an envelope?
Here is the disc.
Very thankful. Tomorrow at eight
in the patriotic hour you will hear
his wonderful perolation.
Good afternoon Miss.
Good afternoon sirs.
Turn on the radio.
Only a few moments are missing.
Patriots Patriots of the Fatherland.
Do you know what that word means?
Because you do not know it, it will not be me who does not explain it to you.
Because it seems so those who know them.
It's not me to say it.
Nor you to hear.
Nor is there gossip, either.
But we are at war.
And why are we at war?
Nobody answers me?
Do not!
Well, I'm going to say it.
We are at war because as he says before
it is good that you say it is good that you understand it.
We are at war because we are already.
Why will you tell me.
And I will answer
fundamental reasons of all conglomerate
they must understand and they are three
the first, the second and the third.
What things, right?
So that's it.
Reasons that are the very essence of
reality this fight.
The one we all owe one by one
in conglomerate and all together
contribute our bit
no matter how insignificant
for whatever
citizen comrades.
Conglomerates of the world
citizen workers
you have to fight to ensure happiness
of our children
and those who do not have children.
Are not you ashamed?
To see how they are made to have them?
Because a country without children
it's like a rose without perfume.
A coffee without sugar
or a glass of milk without water.
Citizens I do not want to extend more
for not obfuscating your minds
with words that are not clear enough
for your poor understanding
and rickety good to be.
But do not forget the famous phrase of a great one
wise Portuguese who said
one for all and all for one.
And with this motto all united.
United We'll overcome.
I said.
Good.
Yes. One moment, please.
Dad. They speak to you about Ministry.
Yes. At your service Excellence.
How, no? About the speech I wanted
tell him that...
As?
That is the best speech that has
heard you in your life?
Very popular?
That the people are delirious with enthusiasm?
No, I did not know.
As it says Excellence.
Marshal? I promoted to Marshal?
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Marshal. I'm Marshal.
Do you like it that way or do you want something else?
No it's good like that.
Will my eggs pass?
That careless. To prepare them immediately, little daughter.
How do you like it?
Revueltitos with the medium filetite.
Right now.
Hey, we have to record one more album.
How do you feel?
Well, I do not feel very good about the voice.
Why do not we leave it for tomorrow?
However you want.
Do not worry. A cigarette?
After my coffee
I have to give you good news.
You have been promoted to Sergeant.
Do not tell me?
Yes, but promoted from service.
You only think about the speeches.
A cigarillo?
After me, little one.
Here you have Position.
What should you do?
Yes, dad has been named agent of.
Mayor state.
And all thanks to you.
And what do they leave for a long time?
Yes. Who knows when we will see him again?
Come on my daughter, the car is waiting.
Tomorrow the new commander will arrive.
It is a little severe but I recommended it well.
I hope he will honor his uniform in the
battlefields.
You said on the battlefields.
Yes.
I think that before one month they will go to the front.
Fitting him the honor of dying fighting.
- And just luck. - Yes.
And believe that I envy him.
Goodbye and everything goes well.
Come on, little daughter.
Keep them.
It's from the virgin.
I will pray to him to protect him.
- Three wedges. - Stairs.
Well, given the small chance
that I have four aces.
You said I had four aces, my Sergeant.
I say it and I hold it.
Do you have something to claim young?
I wanted to tell you that here I have another Ace.
Look what coraçonzote.
And what is young?
That neither way that the baralla has five aces.
Well, that is not a matter of discussing it.
Because I played poker with "gentleman".
People who play with bean beans for you to realize
of the truthfulness of the situation.
And that, gentlemen, is played with eight or ten aces.
That means that it is correct.
Also as in wartime everything goes choco.
Well, I do not understand why that discussion
comes to encourage in a certain way
an inept discussion.
You have three machines.
Columns.
Moment. You answer me, it's worth more.
Three machines or poker?
Poker.
So what do you claim?
Ultimately who commands...
Look.
Flank right right huh.
Ball of cheaters without shame.
My captain.
I had not reported because I did not have time.
But I do inform you that the last.
We did not have a single one injured.
- I congratulate. - Dead cigars.
I am also aware of you, my Captain.
I grabbed one prisoner.
Where is it?
I did not bring him because he did not know hiding
but you already know that he is a prisoner.
Boys, I need ten volunteers for a dangerous one
command mission.
Whatever one is willing to step forward.
One is missing and I would prefer not to designate it myself.
Very good Sergeant.
- I? - If you.
Did not you take the opposite step?
My captain, I think there is an error here.
You will send the command.
Your mission is this.
Reach the enemy camp. Destroy the oil wells.
Fly the ammunition depot, penetrate the officers' barracks
and seize all the documents of the enemy
suppressing the officiality
and finally make 30 prisoners.
And bring them here for interrogation.
Time for that action
seven minutes.
Do you say you fly the deposits?
Yes.
And finish them off with the officers he says.
Give them the crackling and on top of this remove the papers?
Yes.
And what about 30 prisoners?
Yes.
And all we're going to do is say them, I'm going to do.
In seven minutes?
Exactly.
Well, I do not do much.
Do you do little?
I have little to do with what you need to be crazy.
Well, even if it was Don tarzan.
Where to get this way just 30 prisoners as they went frico...
Silence.
It is an order and must comply with it.
Prepare.
The departure will be within 20 minutes.
Hey, young man.
What do you want?
My captain.
That we could not leave that for tomorrow?
You who think I spent a lot of bad night, right, like
I'm always used to my little feather pillows
I woke up as in dorsal "discovery".
Within 19 minutes.
But you my Captain, that would also not be possible
in the home of the 30 prisoners there are you telling me.
Could it be reduced to three?
Do not argue anymore and get ready.
Prepare.
How do you just go?
That he thinks it's very easy
that grabs 30 people and 40 and then...
tear the papers, if it's the way...
With that, I was flat
to the right.
Intimately I'm not going.
And what does that mean?
I'm camouflaged.
I do not look like a garden?
Good grass, parsley, romerito silpa suche, mint pal lung
stick of the three ribs smells at night
smell of day
because those changos as they try to recognize me
the matter is to dismiss me Captain.
But with everything he can walk in a hurry?
No, what a rush to run
that I do not run, I take them off, because I run
I am very good.
Remember everything you have to do?
As not young.
Fly all the documents of the enemy.
Walk around and bring all the ammunition and gasoline tanks here.
And grab 30 prisoners, if you can.
As if it can?
We will see the fight, but it is not guaranteed.
A soldier must not prejudge his result
of your mission.
I do not prejudge, I just prevent.
And a man prevented my Captain, is worth two.
And the good tree comes near, the good shade takes shelter.
And for me he does not lie down, there's no right, my Captain.
Well, the time has come.
Do your duty.
And good luck.
Platoon. Right.
You four are the vanguard.
You five to the rear.
Caring for the vanguard and at the same time
being the protection of the battalion.
Do not be afraid that I am walking on their backs.
Right back.
Face up and go up as you can, huh.
How do they see it?
No news.
This already changes.
So, what can we do now?
Strategy.
You attack from the right
and you attack from the left.
And you what?
I stay in the rear
to cover the withdrawal.
And when they return, they talk as it was.
None of my Sergeant retakes.
Your obligation is to go forward.
Are you afraid?
Afraid he said?
Are you afraid to tell me?
Giving place that the enemy finds out and hears us and goes out of control?
I do not shoot him just because we're in battle.
But bequeathing returning. Fear me?
Now I'm going to show you that
I do not tear it off, it's just to keep military discipline.
But you will see what a soldier is capable of
of a free Republic.
Pair of sonsos.
You are waiting for me here.
I do not need them.
Eh escuro.
What will it be for?
Hey, scary me.
Medium help.
Oh how cheated.
Did you hear?
It was close to here.
What do we do?
He said wait.
The best to wait a little longer.
The chille sauce passes me.
Oh, nanita!
Alto, what do you live?
Do not you see it's me?
What's that uniform?
Then I explain, help me
to remove those chivas.
Good job, Sergeant.
They asked you for 30 prisoners
and it brings us about 40.
How did he say that?
What's wrong, Sergeant?
Sergeant, sergeant.
Do not pull me off eh.
It is that they are attacking us.
Son, they will reach us.
Come fast I cover the withdrawal.
Quick sir.
Man.
Well, I'm dead?
I feel weak, weak.
Get closer.
Is to me?
Yes to you.
Are you Don Pedro?
Yes sir.
How can I help you?
You know, I think I died.
I do not doubt it. Here nobody comes alive.
And I think to see there was a place for me.
Do you have priority?
- Priori what? - Priority.
Because otherwise it will have
you wait for us to study your matter
and wait turn.
And how long will I have to wait?
To you it corresponds to number 24.769
500 pesos. 500 pesos.
And what did you say?
Has he already queued?
No sir. In that case, he returns me to the home
where you come.
Do not be uncomfortable, but what happens in the latter
years has increased extraordinarily
number of souls seeking asylum.
I understand that, but we souls
we are equal.
And it can be compared to expecting a soul like me.
Who has fought for freedom that has sparked as a monkey
in the middle of the battlefield.
Did you die fighting?
He misses me. That you did not see the uniform?
Calm yourself and do not forget that you are
on the threshold of heaven.
Yes, Don Pedrito, but there is no right
to bring me from one place to another
understand that one already retires and gets out of control.
You are Mexican, right?
A lot of honor that is that.
What did you think about what?
Nothing.
Nothing, but everything is explained.
See I liked it very much.
And I'm going to make an exception.
While studying your subject
stay here.
But as an aspirant, nothing more.
And what do I have to do?
Nothing. Help in cleaning.
Have the living room closet in order.
Of the harps. Little thing.
Well, the rooster P.
Candidate. Duties category five.
Follow your superior and have him order you.
Higher?
Is Don Pedrito a tramp?
Good.
Her dress? No, this is not a dry cleaner.
He gave you the wrong number.
You think I look good, because I
I'm half difficult, you know?
I only have something like that
I swallow it, I put an armhole
and serves trutru.
Follow me.
In that department are the harps.
In that, the stars.
In that the room.
And in that?
Here entry is prohibited.
Well, if it is forbidden, no way.
Now you can start your work.
Do you realize where the alarm is coming from?
It is given from the door of the 11,000 virgins.
A door that deals with the chances.
Come on, there's no time to lose.
How strange, you can not hear anything.
Then the parakeet began to remove the feathers
and the ladies will all begin to adhere
with their husbands. They see that the periquus has already gone crazy.
And the periquus turned and says:
That's crazy? That's crazy?
What happens is that it is very hot.
And I am venulating myself.
I have another of a king and another periquus.
What do you prefer?
The perikos are softer, right?
This is a budgie that was put in a chicken coop.
Do you know what is chicken coop? HE!
I order him to come immediately.
A little while Don Pedrito. Man. Well what it costs.
I am my happy has torciona-los.
Approach immediately.
We are very happy Don Pedrito.
What comes to trouble us man?
And we are telling stories about periquos.
In a little while, we are very happy.
Is not it true cool?
Do not force me to call the patrol.
It's fine, but do not get mad.
Right now I'm cool.
Geez, love me. I do not leave or
finish the story.
The story will tell me.
Follow me.
I would have liked to keep it here until your case is resolved.
But that is the case that there is no case.
Because of his markedly human spirit
and choker.
Do you know Don P. It turns out that since he was very lonely.
It's true, well, and I was passing
those things that one aguerita out there parade of know
that I was started to mean types to insinuate
truth, those things that an innocent
I understood what was wrong, right?
Then he began to close my eyes. Flatly I slipped.
He owed tickets then that was when...
Do not continue.
Accompany him to the door.
Listen, Don Periquo.
I think that's not right.
Because if I made a mistake
in that case it is fine.
The grandmother who taught me
accompany me so that I have
something to do, what do I do?
Keep floating in the ether.
Although that will be very far away.
Per se here I am very lonely.
Obey.
Well no way.
See you later.
I hope so for your eternal happiness.
Again to move.
He already grabbed catano.
There is no right.
Son.
Barbarian.
Be welcome, sir.
How can I help you?
Welcome that scorched?
What a warm way to receive one.
You from here from hell?
Yes sir, since it was inaugurated here.
Well, hear yourself. Oh what to send
fix the road, honestly.
You are very bad.
There's no right that one comes, right
of a little charge
and also one comes that what
as who says to give a tremon.
Look at the things that are there
in the way that there is not breathe
I miss what? Does one kill?
The road to hell has always led.
Fame to be the worst.
Has not this ever been said?
Until the earth they say
go astray.
On the other hand they also say
not early morning dawn earlier.
When you see your neighbor's beard what's wrong.
Take yours to refresh.
No, you notice what it says on earth.
Terrestrial things.
Also, as a tourist, I think it should be
to one treat with more care.
Oh, are not you a customer of the house?
Customer me? No sir.
I am a client of chique house.
From places popov.
You truly understand.
That I just come as a visitor.
Your name please.
- With all last names? - Yes.
Well, I do not have any.
Well, somehow you will be called.
Unclear.
As?
Do not tell me.
Well do not ask me.
Wait a minute please.
What happens?
Can not you see I'm busy?
A visit sir.
A visit?
Thats weird.
Who?
No man.
It's possible.
Make it happen.
Until I'm going to have some fun.
The boss awaits you.
Which boss?
Satan.
I'm going to have some cold meats and I'll be back.
It is not impossible. He can not make him wait.
Follow me.
Enter, enter. If I'm not going to eat.
Are you at home?
How are you?
Oh, moche.
I burn you. I think they are
sweating hot hands.
Sorry, I was distracted.
Would you like to drink something?
Yes, because it is very hot.
This year hell is hotter than another.
What do you think of a jaibolito?
But cool.
With pleasure.
The truth is that I did not expect to see him around here.
Oh, do you know me?
I know all mortals.
Since I owe the pleasure of your visit
because in my books there is none
charge against you.
Are you a hunter?
No, I'm very devil for that.
What livestock are you from?
To the young grain, to the grain. To whom I owe the honor?
The honor is for me.
The one named is me.
Should that be discussed in the assembly?
Anyway, I'm here
it is precisely because I am going to explain it to you.
It turns out that, clearly
many times he has realized
and if you do not realize it, it's actually
pay attention
in certain abnormalities
we could call because you do not get rid of
that we are in an environment.
Environment that to some extent analogous
and deluded truth
in what can be placed because many times
it happens that one is made and goes through that
e are things that a relatively honorable.
I found myself distracted
and as curious. Because curiosity.
There is truth. I started to see a gadget.
That gadget, then what I saw?
Some changuitas there very tasty.
Well, what gave me a little voltezita
to see what is done to me.
Oh, you mean the telescope, right?
I think yes young.
I'm sorry to cause you a disappointment.
But this everything you saw.
It is pure propaganda to attract tourists.
The reality is quite another.
Do not furnish him.
Then all that battered that gave that way such bad.
It does not worth for anything?
I am sorry. I'm really sorry.
Well, the one who feels it is me
and for another time warn.
Who is going to think that you were going around here?
No, well, I come here suddenly.
Hey, you could not open a window
because there is a lot of chorno.
It would be worse, this is the coolest room
of the house.
You have also had luck.
This year we miss coal.
We had to queue.
Tail? Listen, you are very rhythmic and I feel
very bad.
Is that hell is not any home of pleasure.
Here it is purged.
Well, look, I'm very well
of stomach.
I mean the purges of blame.
And how many purges will there be here?
Of course very few.
Hell has been in decline for a long time.
Look at me.
I do not even scare the kids.
Is going to be a new flat with the horn.
Sorry my young man is that
I do not know what I'm doing.
Do not be silly, little devil. Do not be silly.
Do not Cry. Agu chiquitito agu.
Have faith in God.
He solved the puyazo.
Poor devil.
Tell me you just left the earth.
What do they say by Allah? Is there someone who fears me?
Well, look how things are.
- Yes there are! - Yes who?
The light company, they just name the devil
it's a career curse to hide lambrids for me to tell.
I understand. You see it? Until that I lack in this respect.
But do not put that face. Ignore those gossip...
diabolical, it just mortifies him.
And how are you people?
Wrong. Very bad, he spends whole years without
a soul comes here.
Since you did bother to come, I could show you
some interesting copy.
Precisely now they are all enjoying six
days of recreation.
Oh, do you have recess?
Yes, every year we stop tormenting them six days so that.
They forget pain and afterwards we become unbearable.
As they say, they hold heat more strongly.
Yes sir.
You are half bad because it is half cruel.
I know, but they are house rules and
and there is no bad way to follow them.
Having regulations already changes because the statutes remain.
Well, who do you want to meet first?
Chofers, dairymen, medical machinists?
Of the latter we have a very select and numerous sortido.
Well, it looks the same to me. To see your choice.
So, then.
I'll start by showing him the spirit of cruelty.
Get out.
Take. Put that to be respected.
They are new. I did it brand new Sunday.
Look what a pretty little tail.
Will not he have fleas?
Do not worry.
Are those pythons?
Yes sir.
Well, they are very shameless, listen to yourself.
Does not matter. But they melt him more respect.
But they look like an ox.
But now I leave you alone with the visitors.
When you get tired press the first button and
the visitor will disappear immediately.
Excuse me.
Who calls me?
That monkey where it came from?
- What was there? - There was nothing.
What do you want me for?
Well, you know, I was asking for that...
rather not anymore.
Who are you?
What a worm. What do not you see?
I'm Nero.
- Between the tubes? - What tubes?
Nero tubes (neon).
These that serve for illuminated ads.
No. I am the Emperor Nero.
Do not you have some matches?
You cant smoke here.
No, to burn everything.
The hell that my feet are enough.
Yes.
I want to burn everything.
- Do not? - Do not?
Don sata?
Don satan?
Don sata?
Don satan?
What's wrong?
It's already good. Everyone here is crazy.
Crazy? It's possible.
But if it is also possible that they should be in an asylum.
Mental hospital? Maybe you're right.
No. So I'm right that I do not know how you handle it
all that.
Because you do not change your business and you are dedicated to
another thing.
Because look at yourself. If you were to analyze, very well.
From logo you control everything here as it is said
the greater devil, fine, but if
you close the inferno means that people do not have
the temptation to come to the same.
Then to the best good it becomes.
I had not thinking about this.
Well, think about it.
Because you are already very old, very thrown into the streets
so that even scaring people and making children cry.
What do you not understand?
It is time to change your life.
That a life is formed fresher than that.
That you change dial.
That you reconsider, right?
So that the world is composed.
Understand me, if I speak to you in that tone.
In that paternal tone as a father to a son who
he has come out very devil.
Well, I do, honestly in these cases.
Well, you're talking, bare horn.
Because you are a devil that I have fallen very well.
A very nice little devil, a very cute devil.
Understand me, and I believe that everything has an arrangement.
I needed a simple and good soul like yours so that
I could cry.
And that can cry, taca the soul.
Do not cry, devil.
Do not cry, my little devil.
You do not understand that tear burn.
Do not cry, my little devil, do not be a mess.
Hold on.
Because you make me cry too.
And he does not understand that because they are assuming.
Because do not settle, work
the work purifies.
Have you ever worked?
I have never worked.
But I am very soon.
Neither work.
You've convinced me.
- So will you close this? - Yes!
Although I'm going right away.
Oh, no, this is not what we're left with.
I'm waiting for the arrival of a last pensioner.
Who?
The same.
Maybe on that subject they close
hell's doors.
The world only aspires to heaven.
An emissary from heaven comes to seek the Lord.
It's okay. The best comes for you.
Like the old see you later.
Nomás that fervi.
Oh, it's true, I forgot again.
You know what you promised me.
The one that closed the keys of...
Do not be careful, I'll know how to keep my promise.
I like it that way.
Yes it will not go wrong.
Man, do not be careful.
And here it has its little cornices that were squeezing me.
And here is his little tail.
See you.
- To the macho! - To the macho!
You are not going to handle me.
Do not be careful, my old man.
What the trash here chulita?
Well, the robe if you return it
how they are distrustful.
No, I come to tell you that your case is clear.
Paradise awaits you.
What was it? Boy or girl?
No. They are your wings.
My wings?
Like who says, I'll fly alone.
Well, I have many hours of flight.
I more was blown up in little like this.
Are there any measurements? Please, please, cool.
Do you have the left or the right?
Good Total we fly cool.
My first flight.
I think it's not good on the shoulder blade.
Please, eh.
Well nervous too.
Are we leaving now cool?
When you like.
"Bye bye."
To fly.
Watch out.
Statue man.
Oh how cute.
We go world.
That swallows me two mariachis.
Me of girl cute frictas.
We assaulted, we assaulted.
Oh that high.
It's not going to be pork rinds.
Let's wake up.
But look at it, look at it.
How nice, how nice.
Wake up.
What's wrong with looking at me like the devil was selling?
Go away.
That finally we caught the real Juan Pérez.
What will Juan Pérez get?
Yes sir.
But Juan Pérez is me sir.
And I know you.
You can not know me because I'm new here.
But very old to the devil that little one.
What he brings...
Where is the tail.
Pray, pray more about the authority sir.
Now I'm getting undressed?
Well you are the devil.
What devil man?
Well, I just saw hell.
You are crazy companion.
I'm not crazy, sir.
I'm Juan Pérez.
Who is the war on the battlefield?
Who is risqué exposing life?
Juan Pérez. And who is Juan Pérez?
It's me, sir.
What war, man?
What a war, if the war is over.
What's that over?
War.
Then I will not be...
The war is over.
Yes sir.
And I locked myself here.
And the war happened, the war was over.
Look, get out before you leave it locked up.
Well how long will I be locked up?
And the war is locked up.
And I will be fighting with a fight
because I fight sir.
A man will not have fought.
And I did not get caught.
There is no right. The war is over.
Moment.
And why did the war end?
Why?
Because it had to end.
And I'm going to another.
Because I am Juan Pérez
if there is another war.
And I give it to the mountains on my own.
And that of rifles and stones but I make another war.
And here is the letter with the ending
of the war and the conference of the
three large.
The troop demobilized
of tetra in those places.
In second place he will see his family.
Grab your extra for five cents.
With the end of the war
peace is signed.
Here is Juan Pérez who grabbed him.
Asleep the war.
But I'm ready for another.
And here it is with the termination of the war.
The rise of the desistance.
The conference of the three great
and the four boys.
Created by Kilo. CANTINFLAS - 100 years.